This is going to top what we have in store for sure, you saw it here first. We might as well just pack it up now cause I have no idea how we’re gonna knock this off in time.
Archive for September, 2008
SHOW NOTES:
*Like promised, we took no prisoners. Not much else to say when the owners and designers of most every other stroller company came by to give us kudos. That’s love for 2 balsy guys trying to incite change. For the others that are hiding your new colorway for a stroller our DAWS members wouldn’t touch #@grbabyjoggerblech%^&, sorry, cramp in my finger.
*JPMA’s innovation award is a crock. Despite the fact ‘everyone gets contacted about submitting their product’…convenient amnesia set in when it was time to reach out to the really cool and innovative ones that don’t subscribe to the JPMA’s silliness. What the heck does their opinion mean if they can’t even keep a show running? They can keep next years award too. It wouldn’t be fair for us to have 3 in a row anyways.
MYSTERY OF THE SHOW:
What came first, Bloom or the Boon? and why the heck does their stuff look so similar. I mean I know which looks like a knock off to me but I’m not saying, we’ll hold a vote. Lets just see what happens to the fully loaded model that the designer mysteriously wants for their unborn child…by the way, I’ll give you 1 clue which one it is, they really wanted to do a stroller with fenders before us. Right, still no idea? That’s cause ours were long patented and we’d have to change our name to Blossom. Isn’t hindsight 20-20?
SIDE NOTES:
ABC kids, thanks for the nosebleed seats but we’re not gonna be your bait in the back next year!
Quick note to the GES crew…suck a nut.
19
Sep
08
Something serious is brewing
The trike conversion kit is admittedly the most incredible advent to hit the juvenile product industry since Maclaren devised the first umbrella stroller. Who’d have thunk it’d have been ours hunh [worldwide patented so it's staying that way]? Well we are still giggling like school girls, especially since we know about the next 2 products we will be releasing. Here’s a hint and take heed, we’re going to smoke the big boys with a really tiny package. We swear we’d crank out one a month if we did feel so bad for the competition’s design teams, they are some really nice guys.
Buckle up tasteful parental units; we finally have a surprise in store just in time to cruise through next summer. Development is in long the works. First images and pre-booking is available to Kustom Club members only.
Contact us for more information on how to get on board or where to get out of the way.
19
Sep
08
Not so Stokke Now!
Holy Moly. You can’t even cover a Bugaboo with Swarovski crystals to have this much flare. And we were just sending out the fenders that were flamed by Hot Rod hall of famer, Art Himsl. Front window at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas. No Joke!
Thanks Joel! You Rock
Kid Kustoms introduces another feat in engineering. The world’s first trike conversion kit, conveniently for the world’s coolest stroller…as if the Roddler wasn’t awesome enough. Now you can first indulge yourself, and then reward your lucky kid for walking by giving them the sickest set of wheels to roll themselves around town.
The timeless aesthetic of the Trike is available both as a stand alone piece, and as a conversion kit that replaces the front end of the Roddler with a simple 2 bolt application. Crafted from the finest materials available and certain to become a family heirloom, the trike features a host of accessories they will save their allowance for. From interchangeable fenders with functioning brake lights, to custom pedals, headlights, exhausts tips and grips, you can make sure no two trikes are alike.
Trike $1200 MAP
Trike Conversion Kit $500 MAP
For more images and order information, please visit our the website at www.kidkustoms.com
*the Roddler and Trike Conversion kit are protected with worldwide patents. designs, images and copy are exclusive property of Kid Kustoms, LLC, all rights reserved.
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